#1 Enjoy the simple pleasures in life
#2 What happens in the dog park, stays in the dog park
#3 If it lands on the floor, it’s MINE. No five second rule
#4 Just because my dish is empty, doesn’t mean it’s time to stop eating
#5 Run and play daily
#6 Let the hoomans teach you some cool tricks. Then, when the time comes to show-off your abilities to their hooman friends, stare blankly back at them
#7 Always make sure you wake up BEFORE your hooman’s alarm clock
#8 Bathroom time is together time
#9 Make direct eye contact with your hooman while pooping
#10 Love unconditionally
#6 Let the hoomans teach you some cool tricks. Then, when the time comes to show-off your abilities to their hooman friends, stare blankly back at them
#7 Always make sure you wake up BEFORE your hooman’s alarm clock
#8 Bathroom time is together time
#9 Make direct eye contact with your hooman while pooping
#10 Love unconditionally
